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Looking for a team of "fat" footballers

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by The Ides of March, Jul 27, 2016.

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  1. ImpSaint

    ImpSaint Well-Known Member

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    Phoenix Nights
     
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  2. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Kebab nights by the look of him.
     
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  3. woolstonian

    woolstonian Well-Known Member

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    Picking on retired players is a bit unfair, many of whom do pork out when not subject to their previous playing and training regimes e.g Larry Lloyd (Nottm Forest) .

    For those who were a bit tubby when playing, I'll throw in Francis Lee and Archie Gemmil.
     
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  4. sotonsaint

    sotonsaint Well-Known Member

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    Who was the chunky monkey who played for notts forest,he looked like he was constantly down chippy
     
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  5. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    John Robertson?
     
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  6. sotonsaint

    sotonsaint Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking of Andy Reid.
     
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  7. ImpSaint

    ImpSaint Well-Known Member

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    You could have Allardyce as Manager and captain. 1:28 and already developing man boobs and the very beginnings of the barrell. Needless to say he couldn't keep up with the mighty Imps' attackers.

     
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  8. Missing Lambo

    Missing Lambo Well-Known Member

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    Eh bien. J'espere que vous avez achete beaucoup des 'mange toutes', Rodney
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    <laugh>

    I'll eat them with my duck if I remember how to order that...

    "What is the French for duck, Rodders?"
     
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  10. Plastique Bertrand

    Plastique Bertrand Well-Known Member

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    Neil Shipperly

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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    A little late
     
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  12. Plastique Bertrand

    Plastique Bertrand Well-Known Member

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    Ah, I didn't see the Shipperly hiding in the room...well on pg 1
     
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  13. benditlikeabanana

    benditlikeabanana Well-Known Member

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    i was thinking when I first saw the title that you were putting together a team of fatties, was going to put my name down
     
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  14. Plastique Bertrand

    Plastique Bertrand Well-Known Member

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    Where could this team play; Fatton Park, Portlyman Road, Stamford Fridge, or simply The Recreation Ground.?
     
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  15. saintlyhero

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    Former Burton keeper Stuart Tomlinson

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    Got pie chants from the stands before his retirement.

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  16. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe just the Ateihad...
     
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  17. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    That was he was a quickish dribbler. The MLT I remember was a slower dribbler. Still devestating though.

    Preseason Rickie Lambert always looked like he'd been free and easy with his diet!
     
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  18. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Legend.
     

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  19. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Cant believe no one suggested Steve Evans, not sure which number of ex Leeds managers he was in the last three weeks, but he was somewhat north of lean street...

    To be fair, I think he had a water retention and thyroid problem.
     
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  20. AberdeenSaint

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    The fattest professional footballer I`ve ever seen is Conrad Logan, who kept goal for Hibs last season. Good tactic, he filled most of the goal. And he had nice moobs too.
     
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