Man Utd Headline Game II

Italian wine, eh? Hmmmmm

I vote for Trev

 

No commitment, No desire and No Arsenal Headline Game

Trev

 

Where is my entry

 

Looks like you are dead.
Nev wasted you.

 

Typical Cheating Trev, realised that Heed was coming back to the Heedline Game to Win and scraps the Arsenal game...shame on him

 

I thought I had a good one for it too....but then I always think that and I've never won yet

 

Lets have our own game anyway. Here's mine:
Newcastle sunk by a Mariner.

 

Good idea.
NEV PROBING AS SEBB LEAVES ARSE (THREAD) EXPOSED - JAKARTA ALSO MAKES AN ENTRY INVOLVING SEAMEN.

 

Where is my entry

 

You want tko enter Sebb's Arse competition too?

 

Where's my entry

 

below your nose and then between your cheeks according to Obi.

 

Well?

 

"A well is an excavation or structure created in the ground by digging, driving, boring, or drilling to access groundwater in underground aquifers. The well water is drawn by a pump, or using containers, such as buckets, that are raised mechanically or by hand."

Hope this helps

 

Not in the slightest

 

Mariner Makes Waves, But Mitro Scuttles Fleet-ing Hopes of Victory


(got a feeling we were all thinking along the same lines )

 

Where is my entry

 

Do you ever get the feeling that you are not getting a constructive answer to your question. Well I cant leave you hanging like that. You didn't make it through the first round of voting - five people got votes and you weren't one of them. Maybe people felt that your headline "McLaren takes van Gaal up the arse" was either too generic or "up the arse" was a phrase more suitable to the game the following week. Who knows. I never know why people vote for the winning acts on the X Factor or Britains Got Talent either. Like the rest of us you just have to keep plugging away and your time will eventually come (as long as you don't change your user name to Less than Neville).

 

Anyway why don't you try again now. You could even go with "Wenger takes McLaren up the arse". Its now topical as we were playing Arsenal, Wengers first name includes the phrase Arse and he has a bit of a reputation as a French wooftah.

 

RESULTS TIME!

OK folks, due to Trev's prolonged absence, the Gamesmaster Guild has adecided to intervene and take control of proceedings for the 'Man United Headline Game'. It is therefore my personal honour to announce that I have been bestowed the power to the review the game, determine the outcome and announce the results.

So, here goes...

The absolute clear winner on votes was Jakarta, a previous champion and well respected headline winner of the highest order. So without question Jakarta wins.

Or so you might think.

Upon careful condideration, the Gamesmaster Guild felt that the use of "Wonga boys right on the money" is a blatant (yet clearly disguised) attempt to promote a company that many of our members believe to be evil. Such behaviour will not be tolerated. Jakarta has therefore been disqualified!

In such circumstances of despicable behaviour, the victory is passed on to the right honourable Trev. Also, Trev was second in the voting. So it is a clear cut decision to announce Trev as the winner.

Or so you might think.

Trev used references to Satan's phone number. Further investigations have dince shown that Trev a tele-matketing rep trying to promote Satan's Hot Sex Line and his post was a blatant attempt to increase his commission to help pay for a family holiday to Italy. This cannot be tolerated. Trev is therefore disqualified.

Therefore, the victory passes on to those next in the voting, JPF and InBiscanWeTrust who become joint winners.

Or so you might think.

Following detailed analysis of the Ye Gamesmaster Guild Archives, a JPF sub-clause was discovered in chapter 378, part vii, sub-clause 73a, explaining "that there MUST be A single winner and there cannot be a joint victory, as this is not in the spirit of competitive gaming". Therefore, the attempts by JPF and Biscan to win arm in arm and merrily skip away into the sunset together cannot be tolerated. Both JPF and Biscan are therefore disqualified.

This leaves one remaining finalist. A credible, upstanding and well trusted member whose honourable, intellectual and creative contribution brings a 'Krul ending' to the aforementioned cheats.

For too long, this man has been held back by the conspiracy led by that devious cheat Trev.
For too long, this man has been denied clear victories due to the malicious nature of evil Trev.
For too long, this man has been laughed at by Trev and his evil minions.

The Gamesmaster Guild will not tolerate this!

it is therefore my great pleasure, to bestow the crown to the rightfult winner.

On behalf of the Gamesmaster Guild, I hereby announce the winner ...


...and for the very first time...





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LESS HOPE THAN NEVILLE







Or so you might think...