Not all of you are idiots.

I noticed my sky bill had got to £90 a month. I called sky, to see how the bill had got so high...

I noticed the guy had a Geordie accent so asked what football team he supported, turns out it was the lads.

After half an hour chatting about safc, my bill got cut to £60.

Turns out, you are not all idiots and I was wrong.

 

Sky will reduce anyone's bill who questions it, as is their policy.

He probs got paid for fleecing half an hour off you to an 0845.

 

You could've saved more money and cancelled your broadband as well

 

Not all of us. Just you.

 

please log in to view this image

 

Sounds like the guy worked in retentions who generally get paid on conversion rate. The bloke would have been filling his boots over the long call!

 

And done us all a favour

 

0800 number.

Just a good bloke who liked a good bloke like myself.

 

Really, I hadn't realised Reggie Perrin had gone to work for Sky..

 

I used to think Wearside seemed like a decent lad.

I used to think Marty was a decent manager.

 

I used to think Nick Clegg didn't tell lies

 

This never actually happened though, these calls are monitored and he'd have been pulled by his supervisor

You don't know enough about Sunderland to start a decent thread, never mind talk for 30 minutes.

'Geordie accent' so he must be a Geordie then, no doubt you can pinpoint the difference between Geordie, Mackem, Durham, etc ....... this sounds like another of your 'I met a local, in a Spanish gym, and it turned out he was a fanatical Sunderland supporter and we chatted for ages' stories

I remember asking you to provide proof but you couldn't. You then claimed he spoke English so I suggested you got him to post on here so we could all benefit from his 'extensive knowledge' that you claimed for him.

You spat your dummy out when you realised you'd been busted.

Perhaps you'll drop really lucky next time, get chatting for an hour to a Harry Redknapp hero worshipper and get your bill down to £30

 

please log in to view this image

 

Did you ask him for his opinion on Lord saggy chops?

 

Then you are truly naive!! It's part of the job description for politicians man!!!

 

This would be a very difficult story to make up.

But if you choose not to believe it, I won't lose sleep over it, nor will my bill go back up, so I'm happy.

It was just ironic that after my thread that I branded people idiots, I found someone who wasn't. And felt I should apologise.

If you're looking for a story that's not true. Find someone that steamed into 30 Newcastle fans armed with tools, solo, with a fire extinguisher.

Or perhaps someone who paid a nurse £6 for a hand job

 

That's not ironic. It's you being an idiot.

 

Personally I think the NHS should be free at the point of delivery

 

Currently paying £45pm for TV(all channels except movies), phone and broadband. Maybe could have pushed for a bit more

 

My problem with this is that its nat all of you are idiots, not not all of us are idiots.