What i always wonder about this sort of thing, is that there must have been a point,when he looked in a mirror and thought, yeah that's cool... How ? Edit : If you look closely, you'll note the wig colour doesn't even match his own...
He looks like that blokey looking bint who's the leader of the SMP or whatever they're called. Nicholas Sturgeon. That's the fella.
Don't even go there Carmine. If your'e suffering hair loss,go for the modern day comb over...shave your head mate. You'll look the mirror of them Mitchell brothers in Walford. Hunky ****er
My son called me a cross between Zinadine Zidane and a monk yesterday. I've still got a full head of hair, the cheeky bleeder.
I've never understood blokes who get all syrupy as the old Barnet recedes. It's never a good look. It convinces no one. Nobody on planet earth has ever been taken in by a head merkin or a periwinkle. No matter what the cost. No matter what the quality. It's not helped of course by the incredulity felt when the slap head you saw on Friday, turns up on Monday morning with a full head of luxuriant, synthetic tresses, casually mentioning a new shampoo and conditioning combo that the wife impulse bought off of QVC. The clown shoes are asking to be mocked and ridiculed. Anybody who buys into the hair replacement system game is a fool, a poor deluded fool. Expose them. Pull the rugs from under their feet, so to speak. They'll thank you in the long run. When the world stops laughing at them.
I used to work with a bloke who wore 4 different wigs a month. Each one was 1/2 inch longer than the one he wore the previous week. At the end of each month he would take great pleasure in telling us all he was going for a haircut then would return the following day with the shortest wig on his head. Silly old twat wasn't fooling anyone.
This is going to get expensive for me isnt it. 4 syrups and i've still gotta go to the barbers kinell
I was just going to post exactly the same, he had his wigs fitted and fixed every Friday afternoon at a shop in Winchester. I think he had more than four though.