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Paul Pogba - Is he world-class

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 14, 2017.

  1. Lovearsenalcock

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    Granit is a rock.
     
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    The thought of Pogba<laugh> being world class is so ridiculous I'm just going to let my phone reply by following all it's middle word predictive text choices... Here goes.



    Pogba<laugh> is a good time to come by and see you soon as I get home I will send you the link to the video of the guy who was the guy who was the guy. Damn. It's got stuck in a loop. Let me restart it.

    For Pogba<laugh> to be considered world class...
    is so much better than the last one I sent you is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on Friday and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so...

    Damn stuck in a loop again.

    In summary I think...
    I don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time soon but I don't know if you have any questions
     
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    You old romantic <laugh>
     
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    I asked Alexa "is Paul Pogba world class?" She hasn't stopped laughing yet. I'm not sure if I'm going to have to send it back to amazon and get a replacement!!
     
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    Siri thinks Pogba is a ****.
     
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    Pogba<laugh> has a real footballer's brain.

    He keeps it preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.
     
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    Didn't Ryan Babel have a crack at rap?
     
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    Not sure but John Barnes is the black Eminem.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    It'd be even sadder if Dele Alli and Me Hung Son were copying Pog & Jesse's dances and dabs.... Oh.
     
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    Eminem is the white John Barnes.

    Palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy but not from carrying trophies.
     
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  12. That wasn't exactly a hard thing to achieve, Matth.
     
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    Alexa says the same, these bitches know.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    Truth is Poggy would split them both in half without going up to the hinge. <ok>
     
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  15. It's merciful that we didn't get to see that ****y dance too often, last season.
     
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    Apart from when Alli and Son copied it <ok>
     
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    I asked, she didn't understand the question. <laugh>

    Mrs luv..."what the **** are you doing? "
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Alexa if my wife ever asks you what things I've been asking you you keep your mouth shut or you're going in the clutter drawer with the minidiscs and the suitcase locks.
     
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  19. I choose to believe that they were both ripping the piss, Tel.
     
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    Welcome back Bell, how was ****ers anonymous?
     
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