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RIP St Totteringham

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  1. Mantis

    Mantis Well-Known Member

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    It is with great sadness this morning that we regret to inform you of the passing of a club legend.

    For the past 21 years he was the able representative of the very large gap between Arsenal and their tiny London rivals. His death was caused by slow suffocation. Foul play is suspected although suspects are yet to be named. Last seen at his residence communicating with a certain Mr A Wenger.

    Let us now join together in this solemn moment, with overwhelming sorrow at the death of this fine, upstanding Saint. He will be forever missed. We will always remember you Sir. RIP, St Totteringham.

    <peacedove> <rose>
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    **** 'im...:smile:
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There is only one Saint who matters in English football.

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    Archers Road, Apr 12, 2017
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  4. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    "Our Father in heaven,
    hallowed be your name,
    your kingdom come,
    your will be done,
    on earth as in heaven.
    Give us today our daily bread.
    Forgive us our sins
    as we forgive those who sin against us.
    Lead us not into temptation
    but deliver us from evil.
    For the kingdom, the power,
    and the glory are yours
    now and for ever.
    Amen."
     
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  5. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    If the police are looking for a culprit, I suggest that they have a word with a Mr Power Shift.
    <ok>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 12, 2017
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    He wanted to join Tottenham, but his missus wouldn't let him! <laugh>
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    She knew best.
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    He doesn't seem to think so. He divorced her and exiled her to Guernsey! <laugh>
    Hooked up with this bird from Home and Away for a bit, instead:
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    Can't think why...
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe she has a nice personality. Or two of them.
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    could be because of her tits
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Oh yeah. I hadn't noticed she had tits.

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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I don't think he's dead, just taking a sabbatical.
     
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    Big Ern, Apr 13, 2017
  16. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Just think, lads... someone (probably more than a few, actually) has had his knob lodged between those!
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Bit of nipple on show there too <ok>
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Well it wouldn't be your tiny todger would it gimps.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She'd flick it away thinking it was a crumb she'd dropped down her top
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 14, 2017
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    They've rushed him into surgery, seems there might be some life left in him.
     
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    Big Ern, Apr 24, 2017
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