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Off Topic Ruin Sex In Five Words

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015.

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  1. chaosuk

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    have ya seen my spiderman
     
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    That's not my blob!!!
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Take off your shell suit.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    I am your biggest fan.
     
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    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
  5. Commachio

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    Do you what whats app.
     
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  6. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    'next time the back seat'
     
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  7. TigerRoo

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    These 5 words could ruin your sex OR it could give you the greatest ride of your life.
    The "F" Word here in Oz is "Root" and this is known as the "Bronco Root"!
    Same as "Doggy-Style" you wait until you are on the 'short-strokes' and then lean forward and tell her that her best friend (let's say it's Mary) is a better root than she is - "Mary's better than you are"!
    You have to hang on for eight seconds!
    Only the 'great lovers' have managed to stay on!
    If you have a 'big girl' as a lover I would be very careful as you could finish up through the window and into the street. On the other hand you could enjoy the 'ride of your life'!
    Good luck fellers!
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Hear that often, do you?
     
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  9. B-C

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    Five wurds m8 <ok>
     
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    Just farted ohhh its wet
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Doesnt understand the thread concept.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Nor does this poster either.
     
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  13. B-C

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    wot?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    You didnt write five words.
     
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    He doesn't get it Comm
     
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  16. Commachio

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    I think you are correct
     
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