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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I knew a right dirty slag from Stoke, she was up for anything and had a great set of bouncy naturals. Her voice was ****ing stupid though.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Has anybody mentioned ****ing Blackpool yet?

    Retard City.
     
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  3. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    <wah><wah><wah><wah><wah><wah><wah>
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Erith is ****, but come on mate 3 miles down the road is Thamesmead
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Southall & Hayes.
     
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Newport
     
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  7. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    That particular road is probably the worst place in all of SW19
     
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    Erith just wins it ... by a webbed foot <laugh>
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    I dunno mate, I reckon Thamesmead gets the nod on account of the high rise crack dens.

    But that whole Thames corridor is a ****hole all the way from Woolwich to Gravesend. It's not like you can even escape to the other side of the river either as it's flanked by Dagenham, Rainham and Grays ....

    What a ****ing horrible area.
     
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  10. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    The Gorbals in Glasgow.
     
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  11. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Most of London is a ****-hole.

    You have to spend a lot of money to live anywhere half-decent, and even then you are never more than a couple of streets away from squalor.

    My family moved out of London in the late 70s, just as it was turning into the tip that we see today. Every time I go back, I count my blessings that I managed to escape.

    That said, I'd rather live in N.17 than Doncaster.
     
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Robbie Williams.
     
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  13. Sharpe*

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    The countryside, villages.
     
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  14. Sharpe*

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    London is wicked and has lots of positives.

    However also many negatives.

    Brixton, although I quite like the place, has the biggest proportion of weirdos and drug addictsI've ever seen.

    Most towns/major cities and particularly their suburbs are pretty rough.
     
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  15. Sharpe*

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    Southampton is pretty grey and miserable. Suburbs of Portsmouth much the same.

    Outer Birmingham is seriously ugly.

    Bits of Liverpool too.

    All of Scotland.
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I enjoyed it when I lived there.
     
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  17. Sharpe*

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    Reasonable nightlife.

    I just find it depressing and grey.

    Was voted most deprrssimg city in the UK I believe not long ago.
     
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  18. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Sunderland is a reet **** hole.
    It's full of hookers, tramps and Nissan workers.
     
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  19. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Mrs Brian has some Scottish ancestry. For this reason it is unwise to ask her to lend you money. She has cousins in Ayrshire who she stays in contact with. A few years ago we went up there for a visit. I saw places such as Tarbolton and Maybole.

    I'm not sure whether there's a heaven but now I know where hell is.
     
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  20. Libby

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    Nightlife is **** <laugh>

    Where did you see that last bit mate?
     
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