Scotch Independence - the countdown

No they aren't you stupid bitch.

 

I'm afraid for once you're incorrect.

 

Tuna's boss said so folks. That's it settled.

 

What you getting me for my birthday?

 

They're printed by our Banks under licence from the BoE and there is an agreement by Nigel Banks to honour them. But they cannot be forced on hapless English shopkeepers by jumping up and down shouting it's legal tender. It isn't. It's agreed tender.

 

Pîsh.

 

****ing hate the scotch

 

A fire extinguisher.

 

The same as Scottish notes, they aren't legal tender in Scotland either, which I have already said. The problem is stupid big poofs like Tuna just listen to idiots and not clever people like ourselves.

 

Is that incase the cladding on my high rise ignites?

 

Under the rules of legal tender if an English shop keeper accepted a Scottish tenner when you bought summat he doesn't have to give you the change back.

So be careful. Some savvy paki shop keeper will rob ye

 

*in case

 

P.s. No. But it was the girthiest thing I could see in Anne summers.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banknotes_of_Scotland

 

****in pointless tokens ...

 

Do I need to click on the link or is it safe to assume that we are correct and Tuna the big poof is wrong?

 

Your assumption is correct ...

 

Sterling is the key, m'lud.

 

Scottish banknotes are unusual, firstly because they are issued by retail banks, not central banks, and secondly, as they are technically not legal tender anywhere in the United Kingdom – not even in Scotland.[1][2] As such, they are classified as a promissory note and legislation requires that for every Scottish bankote in circulation, an equivalent copy of a Bank of England banknote of the same monetary value is held in the vaults of Scottish banks.[3][4]

 

Yeah but that English basturt never took ma pound note and I telt the racist **** it says Sterling oan it.

Jocks can really be ****ing idiots yet some clowns want independence ffs. God have mercy.