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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 26, 2015
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The inquisition knew their **** man
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 26, 2015
  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh yes ive seen this before
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 26, 2015
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Cheese. The mackems have cheese on everything don't forget.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Iron maiden torture device whilst a red hot selfie stick is inserted up the poop tunnel.

    The fact that SOUTH Korea, the home of Gangam Style etc has banned them tells you all you need to knaa.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 26, 2015
  6. Captainchaos.

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    There's another where you drip water on the forehead drop by drop in exactly the same place which im fond of.
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 26, 2015
  7. fredor

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    Why does the word Pennywell strike so much fear into the hearts of Newcastle supporters, almost as much as when my wife says " Again "
     
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    fredor, Aug 27, 2015
  8. JakartaToon

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    Being married to an Indonesian means that you become their personal selfie-stick so I think these things are a great invention if they mean I don't have to spend so much time taking photos of her. She has also discovered the photo-shop buttons on the i-phone photo app so she can improve the way she looks before putting it on Facebook!
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 27, 2015
  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Selfie sticks going too far but don't' mind a selfie, done some myself.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Aug 27, 2015
  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    I love a stick of selfie dipped in mayonnaise.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Aug 28, 2015

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    Give Mitrovic a selfie stick for the derby. He'll wrap it round Cattermole's neck before stamping on his face.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Aug 28, 2015
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    Hope your skins tight
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 28, 2015
  13. fredor

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    Selfie 1.jpg

    Guilty !!!!!!!
     
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    fredor, Sep 1, 2015
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    Captainchaos., Sep 1, 2015
  15. GeordieHalfbreed

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    I also hate the term 'selfie stick.' They should be known as 'narcissticks'
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Sep 1, 2015
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  16. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Just like the people that use them should be known as 'Dipsticks.'
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Sep 1, 2015
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  18. fredor

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    Sorry I made it low res to load it, I am sitting just in front of the shadow of the tree
     
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    fredor, Sep 2, 2015
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    Ahh.. so you have a drone camera thing then fella.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 2, 2015
  20. fredor

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    Highly unlikely he will be playing, probably serving a ban from the week before , as the fans here have pointed out he is very unlucky
     
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    fredor, Sep 3, 2015
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