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    #shelteredlife

    ;)
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    Often to his own detriment.

    Doesn't take away from him being a nice guy, it's just not ever going to wash on a forum that thousands of posters from all backgrounds use daily.
     
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    That's why I like him, I suppose. He speaks his mind regardless. He's real, I like that in a man. It's him, it's Billy. I dont like or agree with certain things he says or does though.

    Probably doesn't make sense, but it does to me <ok>
     
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    Does anyone know how much a speeding ticket fine is?
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Well what a load of smelly bum air.
     
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    £100 I think. you been pinged?
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Do you think different brands of bum hair smell differently?
    I mean.. red heads may have more fragrant bum hair than say.... brunettes..... etc...
     
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    Do the course.
     
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    I find it offensive that you are singling out my north western European ancestry as being different. You are instigating hatred, but then this board doesn't do racism does it?
     
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    There's a fine line between love and hate Indy but boy I love red heads bum hair more than most. I admit it.
    for the avoidance of doubt I don't know if you are female and red haired but please be aware I also love other female bum hair, but just not to the same degree.
    Embrace the love Indy... and discard the hate.....
    Did you know a match box is a handy tool to carry around and spare bum hair.
    That way you can discreetly give it a cheeky whiff when no one is looking.
    You thought old men do snuff?
    Look more closely.. they have their ladies bum hair in those little metal case thingies.
     
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    Bum hair is branded? I better check my label...










    ...It's George <laugh>
     
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    Chaps.
    I know a guy who has this lady cooing over him.
    It's work related so should he be professional and refuse to hook up with the lovely lady or absolutely milk the opportunity and tap her up?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Her glasses are lovely.
     
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    She's a classy lady so may cause you a few issues with the bank but should be worth it I reckon.
    Very Sassy.
     
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    The main thing is, me mate has moved to a different division at work so there's no real conflict of interest preventing a relationship developing.
     
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    Although your mate does in fact have a girlfriend who might castrate him <whistle>
     
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    My mate should ask me for advice about discretion <whistle>:bandit::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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