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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He will then realise that sometimes... It's cool to leave the BMW parked up whilst you take an older, classic Jag out for a quick spin.

    I actually met my wife on the phones when ringing my Kingsmill orders in for Safeway so strange connections can happen.

    FAO- @cbrad..... I think this lady looks like my missues a bit.. Whaddya think?
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I think your mate also owes you a massive thanks as well by the way Albert, for helping him with the early steps of his career. You and LTF actually <ok>

    Less so for the temptation into debauchery <laugh>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He can just pay me back in naked pics of his various girlfriends as he rises up the slippery ladder of the finance world in the style of Wolf Of Wall Street...... Or maybe it shoud be Wolf Of Wearside.....

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    He's a clever lad so will gan far.
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ahh he probably has a spare fiver then.

    ... And Seaham then. #uptoatenner
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    See what you've done now with your evil evil ways. Your mate has well and truly gone mental. He's banning himself for 2 weeks now <laugh>
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    Can Chippy and his "friend"

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  9. Obi Wan

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    But I thought all of chippy's friends are either imaginary or need to be blown up with a pump.
     
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  10. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Hello all.
    Sorry I've been away for a while travelling.
    Back now so looking forward to a fresh season.
    How has everyone been?
     
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  11. Beardsley's Shimmy

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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think I have worked out what is going on here. JPF is being a big gay jessie again and should be making that blonde wipe his muck off her glasses? Don't come with your I gotta a girlfriend **** round here either. She isn't your wife and she doesn't have to know. You do her more of disservice by wanting to and not doing it. It's just creepy in my book.
     
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    I'll tell Trev's daughter you said that <cool>
     
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    Agreed. Sort it out JPF. <ok>

    The other thing I have learned is to never ever trust ACS with private info.

    Hmmmm so I probably shouldn't have sent him those photos of Nev the night he got a surprise when he realised he had actually 'pulled' a pair of Thai ladyboy hookers. No doubt ACS will post the pics on this thread now.
     
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    A big creepy, girlie jessie and a snitch.

    Man up JPF you big pussey. ;)
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    just saw some **** on twitter lads and well.. Yee naa.
     
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    Look Roger. **** off back to Essex in your Ford Cortina and your fluffy dice and have a nice day please. You bastard.
     
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    Billy is the bee's bollocks - or something like that
    He's got the biggest heart of anyone I've ever met
    The fact he can also be a complete and utter arse is irrelevant
     
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    If any of you are/were wrestling fans; Rowdy Roddy Piper has died. RIP.
     
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    Mad as a hatter. One of my favourites.

    Mr T<laugh>

     
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