Skunks in Bust Up!

Sky Sports reporting that the manager has had a massive bust up with some of the players and is not speaking to the captain..I can't say how disappointed I am to hear this news..

 

That's not good mate. It might force fat Mike's hand to sack him now and there's half decent candidates available like Moyes and Rodgers. A couple of more months with the wally and they could be just about gone!

 

Why have you got Clarence the cross eyed lion as your avatar?

 

Pardew will be sniffing round Krusty the clown in January now. He must miss shagging his wife.

Even when their owner puts £50m in their coffers they still find a way to **** things up.

Make an investment - tick

Show ambition - tick

Sack Pardew - tick

Sack Carver - tick

Stop buying cheap Frenchies - tick

Talk to the fans - tick

errrrr... quick get the bed sheets out.

 

The Guardian are reporting that tomorrow's match at Palace is Colloccinis last chance to prove he is worthy to keep the Captaincy, perhaps that is linked to the bust up?.

 

Yet the mags seem to think he's some kind of Bobby Moore.
I've been telling them for years he's dog ****.
Albert banned me one time for calling him Colo the Clown.
The ****ing soft puff.

 

Who? I love lions mate, this is just a random picture I came across but really liked. Doesn't look cross eyed...

 

You musn't be old enough to understand Comm's meaning . . . . not many people are, mind

 

Daktari comes to mind..

 

'Yet the mags seem to think he's some kind of Bobby Moore'

This is a classic example of a statement from a clueless individual, who claims to know something about NUFC fans.

Everyone around me in the ground and everyone on the NUFC board knows that Colo has been letting the club down for months with his performances. Not quite sure where you got that from. Thanks for letting us for years he is dog ****. Do let us know your opinion on our other players in order to set us straight, and put right our delusions.

'Sky Sports reporting that the manager has had a massive bust up with some of the players and is not speaking to the captain'

You've clearly read the parts you wanted to read (and then completely made up 'not speaking to the captain'.

I'd be surprised if there are many toon fans who would be too disappointed with this news. This is what the players need. They need to be told how poor they have been playing. It would be a different story if he'd done this from day one, which would be a sign of bad man-management (a recent manager of yours springs to mind).

 

They were reporting that they attended an event together and never once acknowledged each other despite sitting close together.

 

Years you ****er, years.
Still, your username is apt.

 

NUFC - rule number one - Anything good in the press is because they're such a massive club and get lots of press.

NUFC - rule number two - Anything bad is just 'paper talk' from the southern biased press and a load of shyte.

Come on RAW man, ffs you've been on here long enough to know the crack, I'm surprised at you wasting your time on this.

What's the matter, can't drop off to sleep in your office

 

We're talking about you lot, minding our own business on our own board Fiddly Foodle Bird.
Nee **** invited yer here yer ****ing arsehole.
Gan back north of the Tyne & tug Albert off. If yer lucky, he might give you a like.

 

NUFC - rule number three - Anything Kevin Keegan says in the press is ****ing gold, we'll back him and pretend he brought us 'glory' 'til the day we die.

 

' I would ****ing love it if we beat them Manc ****s, ****ing love it I would.'
All credit to Keegan like. It's not easy to **** up a 12 point lead with three games in hand.

 

Start the first of 4 night shifts the neet..Booo

 

Never heard of it . . . . was it a telly programme about wild animals (sort of like a bit of Animal Magic) many years ago

 

Stop watching the tennis then and get yerself to bed!

 

Well you are close...It was a programme about a vet in a safari park I think and Clarence was the cross eyed lion who was the star of the show..