Off Topic So you wake up and have 2.4 million quid.

Like the Malaysian girl in Oz.

Yes she is now on fraud charges. Why i dont know it was a bank **** up. She just spent it on handbags and apartments.


So you go to the atm to get 50 quid out. And theres 2.4 million in there.


What do you do?

 

Withdraw every last penny and **** of into the sunshine, probably get bladdered on the way, most deffo grab a couple of tasty lasses and have a ****ing whale of a time.

 

I'd probably wet meself . . . . I don't know what I'd do next, though

 

On second thoughts (another stupid phrase) I'd seek advice from a Financial Advisor (whose forte is investment) . . . . oh . . . . then I'd tell myself to take it all out and invest it in a suitcase and my pockets, and arrange a substantial holiday (sharpish)

 

No you wouldnt. You are married with kids..

You certainly dont buy property with this money. Not in england anyway.

Wheres it going?

 

You have to spend it. And fast as like the bird who had the windfall you are ****ef later.

 

What the wife doesn't know won't hurt her. I haven't a clue where i'd go tbh, just somewhere warm and sunny with nice fanny and good bars.

 

How long have I got to play this game of Monopoly, like

I'd be 'away' sharpish, hiding in your gaff . . . . and/or Horden's, Tigger's or Aussie's for a while

I'd probably not get caught until August, when the rossers will be waiting beside my season ticket seat for me

 

I would go in the bank and tell them as I am honest as the day is long.

 

See you soon then mate.

 

Now if it was a bag of cash, well that's a different story.
Go on holiday, sort family out, probably move house, buy a big **** off safe and stash the cash.

 

Gan to nick over a game of footy.

No ****ing way

 

Not the best of planning then.

 

I'm not that daft, Comm . . . . I'd swap seats with our Helen, who sits next to me

 

Aye, now there's an idea.

 

I'd get some new socks.

 

Pay Rodwell out of his contract and tell him to **** off

 

Why?

Not for the fact he's ****. But the very fact safc would enter your thinking in this scenario.

Its only 2.4 million.

 

Bank account in Belize. On a plane. Happy tits.

 

Plastic my son?