Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

I think poofy cock knocker is more appropriate for Bri I think the best and worst bit was when he decided I was in the PC brigade. I've been called many things in my time on here, but that was beyond the pale

I've changed my mind, I think we win this 2-1. If we do, your shower of ****e want put in stocks in your ****ty city (shanty town) centre.

 

So your comeback is just saying the same again? Well done you're sure showing me.

 

I stopped feeling the need to "comeback" ages ago when you put yourself in a human figure eight knot. I've just enjoyed letting you humiliate yourself further. To be fair I have offered you an out or three, but you are like a lemming migrating. Now stop being a poofy mongo and let the thread get back on track

 

If ya say so.

Ok then, Sunday. We're going to ****ing shred you to... Actually, I can't even type it in jest. I'm ****ing dreading it.

 

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My bets for the weekends are as follows...

Mackems win 2-1, 3-1, 3-2 and 4-0.
Draw 2-2
Toon 2-1

You can sense my evaporating optimism.

 

Right I'm probably not going to get on before the derby (maybe Saturday) due to work, family and golfing commitments.

I am not wholeheartedly regretting not taking this week off. Absolutely stowed. To make it worse the missus keeps sending me pics (not those sort Obi) of her galavanting around with the little one spending all my money.

So just in case I don't manage to get back on I'd just like to say...

ACS - keep your arse to yourself
Nev - Be less trusting
Obi - Stop eating
Heed - Stop cheating
Trev - Keep up the fine work
Rolando - things can only get better
Mr Tiote - You are needed
JPF - Sort the game out you warped freak
Tasty/DPP - More posting please
Jimi - FFS give some tips hitting my 8 iron. I have developed a wayward hook, mainly on par 3's off the tee. I took 7 on a par 3 the other day. I kid you not. I was playing steady par golf to that stage.

Finally..

**** the SMB's, howay the lads! We are due at least a point surely.

PS Comm you're a ****er and a ****

 

Enjoy your week Hacky.
See you after we get battered.

 

Fredor has got his trike decked out I see...

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A Mackem is walking his 3 legged dog when he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a genie pops out.
Genie - I am the genie of the lamp and I grant you one wish.
Mackem - Could you make my dog win Cruffs.
Genie - What ? with three legs, no chance mate, wish again.
Mackem - Could you make Sunderland win the European Cup ?
Genie - Let's have another look at that dog.

 

Q: Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at The Stadium of ****e
A: It's the only place in the world with no atmosphere!

 

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Gis a kiss, ya daft ****a.

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What on earth is Cruffs? Is that the offspring of a once famous Dutch footballer?

 

cough cough.



1 - EMMANUEL RIVIERE

Monaco to Newcastle

He didn’t come cheap, costing more than £5m from Monaco, and for what? Poor misses, the inability to shake off markers and a source of constant frustration for supporters who want their team to attack with gumption.

Seventeen Premier League games without a goal means Riviere has the dubious honour of becoming Sportsmail’s worst signing of the 2014-15 season.

A special mention must go to Siem De Jong as well, who can’t fulfill his duties as a professional footballer by virtue of never-ending injuries. But Riviere pips the Dutchman for some downright disgusting displays.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...clubs-worst-signing-season.html#ixzz3VxUoZNpF
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That's **** all.

We have a player called Faccundo Ferreyra who hasn't played a single game this season for the first team and is a bigger burden.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facundo_Ferreyra

He's literally the invisible man and given the news on our finances he probably doesn't really exist and has been paid the £30m we are 'missing' right now.
Apparently with wages and loan fees he will cost around £4m in real terms.

I'd therefore suggest the Mail need to dig a bit deeper and they will find bigger wastes of space at our club than Riviere (who is indeed a useless bastard).
Bit Lazy of the Mail to then go on to have a pop at Siem De Jong given the poor lad is out with a collapsed lung.
He's played more first team games than Jonas yet I don't see these ball bags at the daily fail having a pop at him for having Cancer.
I have high hopes of SDJ for next season, he'll have **** loads of game time when we sell Sissoko and don't replace him
******* Beel Ended*******

 

I think we will win 0-1.

 

Just read all of Dick's meltdown and he just doesn't see it.
Poor lad.

What do you call a Mackem in a suit?
The accused.

 

Point one..Maybe he doesn't see it because it's just not there...However, like the story of the emperor's clothes you can all keep telling each other that it is there..

Point two...That joke must be at least 30 years old now and has probably been used by every set of football fans in the country..

 

Getting tense now.

Been trying hard not to care (been easy to do lately with our performance) , but this game is too big. We must win.WE MUST! ! Probably won't, but we need something from this season.