We've got your number, mate. One more mention of you-know-which-year and the hamster gets it. If only I could. Evertonians will tell you that Southall made great saves, but they looked like misses to me.
I find him almost impossible to listen to - I was expecting him to say about Pep "well he's no Alan P, is he?" Actually, Alan Pardew to Alan Partridge isn't too great a leap, is it?
Sad saints are out of the cup but looking forward to watching the next round fixtures on the beloved BBC. Can't wait, the magic of the cup, the rise of the underdogs, the romance of David beating goliath. Tiny Shrewsbury v Man utd, lower league teams against premier league giants. Oh the excitement. Oh hang on, they are showing Chelsea v Man City and Bournemouth v Everton. All premier league fixtures we see every week. Ah well, there's always ant and decs Saturday night takeaway instead.
Who is this Daniel Storage who Michael Owen keeps going on about? Is it something to do with being kept in a cupboard most of the time?
Right, I'm biting. It's obviously a terrible result for West Ham, Liverpool not so much as they had a reserve team out. So why were you all so upset about losing to Crystal Palace?