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  1. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    is everyone liked out
     
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    I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a
    > grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers
    > walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're
    > still walking about with it. I thought to myself,
    > they've lost the plot!!
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I still have a bit of room left
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Hey there fellow Likers.
     
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  5. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Whoever invented the "knock knock" joke deserves a Nobel prize
     
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  6. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    caught up with some liking
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

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    Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . ..
    In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
    A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . ..
    She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
    Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . ..
    She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
    He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . .
    Forwards then backwards . . . .Forward then backward . .. . .
    Again . .. . . and, again . . . . !!
    Her heart was pounding now . . . .
    Her face was flushed . . . .
    She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
    Finally .. . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let outa piercing scream . . . ..
    She shouted . . . . :
    "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . ..
    You do it . . . . !!"
     
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  9. mustyfrog

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    liked a few more
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    Evening one and all
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Liked what I could
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache.."
     
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    They had a contest the other day at the Senior Citizens Centre. I lost by one point.
    The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Fiji.
     
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    What is Celibacy?
    Celibacy can be a choice in life,
    Or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend,
    My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,
    ''It is essential that husbands and wives know the
    Things that are important to each other.."

    He then addressed the men,
    ''Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?''
    I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently,
    And whispered,
    ''Self-raising, isn't it?''
    And thus began my life of celibacy..........
     
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  16. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    All Liked
     
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    A Maori fella is walking up the beach with a couple of live crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by a Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries inspector.
    The inspector says to the Maori that it looks like he has caught a couple of under size crayfish.

    The Maori says, "Nah Bro, these are my pet crayfish. I just bring themdown to the beach each day for a swim. When I whistle they hop back in the bucket and I take them home."

    The MAF officer doesn't believe him and says it is illegal to catch undersize crayfish and starts writing out a ticket.

    Then the Maori says, "Nah Bro just watch" and chucks the crayfish intothe surf.

    The MAF officer then says, " Ok let's see ya whistle and make those crayfish come back to you."

    …..And the Maori fella says, "What crayfish?"
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    what do they mean
    who is the user
    I removed nothing

    what was the song anyway
     
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