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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by bum_chinned_crab, Jan 23, 2015.

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  1. The B&S Fanclub

    The B&S Fanclub Well-Known Member

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    'I'm sorry..'. Tony Blair
     
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  2. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Doubt you'd see a ****ing weasel bite the knackers off a lion during a square go.

    Would you now?
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jan 23, 2015
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    Damn right you wouldnt, the lion would've **** itself and scarpered before the weasel had chance.
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I honestly think it'd take 4 weasels and 2 normal badgers to get the better of a honey badger in an off.

    Minimum.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jan 23, 2015
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    Fancy testing your theory? I'll even let you choose the home turf.
     
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  7. Chazz Rheinhold

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    BCC " I dont really like Italian football, I just say it cos I'm a bit pretentious"
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I don't actually own a ratel and I'd be surprised if you had 4 weasels and a couple of badgers knocking about.

    With that in mind I'm struggling to see how we could get this rumble arranged?
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jan 23, 2015
  9. Ernie Shackleton

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    That's like the gayest David Attenborough impersonator I've ever heard.

    Ohh, the honey badger doesn't give a ****, he's like sooooo nasty. Like what's he eating, ummm it's like a king cobra. Yaaarh.

    The fearful honey badger deserves a better sound track.


    Tyson or Arnie or Chuck or someone.



    Kinell: I've just noticed the voice over woofter's called Randall. FFS.


    Randall?
     
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  10. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    If they could talk how do you reckon a honey badger would sound Ern?

    For some reason I defo think they'd have Spanish accents and talk with a lisp.
     
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    South American Spanish, like a baddie from a spaghetti western?
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Call it
     
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  13. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I think they'd sound camp as Christmas as well.
     
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  14. Ernie Shackleton

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    I have it on good authority that the honey badger talks like Mavis Riley.

    Or more accurately like Les Dennis impersonating Mavis Riley.


    "Why did you rip the head off of that poor defenceless marmoset, you vicious, violent twat"?


    "Well I don't really know. Rita, could you pass the pepper, these things tend to be a bit bland I find. Derek, excuse me but could you possibly give the floor a bit of a clean. It's all sticky with this poor, sweet thing's blood."


    And, given a choice, a honey badger would rather work in a sweet shop.
     
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    I'm starting to think I/ we are being a bit off hand and are taking the rise out of the HB.

    It's quite possible the mature adult HB's voice resembles Elvis in his Vegas years.

    A mumbling, incoherent noise.

    No words as such, just noise.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jan 23, 2015
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    "Yes I'm doing it because I ****ing hate the council."
     
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    "We have an outside chance of the top 4 this season" Liverpool fans.
     
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    "Actually, I had full view of the incident in question" Arsene Wenger.
     
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    "I love you too"
     
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    <laugh> .
     
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