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Match Day Thread Toon v Blunts

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    as no one can be bothered

    Newcastle United V Sheffield United


    Referee: Tony Harrington from Hartlepool
    back again so soon after our game v Everton where he had a 'shocker'

    the PGMOL appointments are a joke when you see the standard of refs and VAR we have had this season
    Jonathan Moss (Makem) head of appointments - thanks for nowt
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    His last Premiership Games games have not been much better

    Bournemouth v Manure heavily criticised for giving Manu a gift of a penalty
    BBC Comments
    Comment posted by Hell-Mutt, at 19:41 13 AprHell-Mutt

    19:41 13 Apr
    If you are an honest Man United fan you will admit that you were gifted a draw by an extremely dodgy penalty call and a really poor refereeing decision. Bournemouth, commiserations you were robbed, it's a total joke..


    Wolves v West Ham heavily Criticised by both teams
    BBC Comments
    Simon

    17:43 6 Apr
    As a West Ham fan, I feel massive sympathy with the Wolves fans. We've been on the end of some horrendous VAR decisions and it sucks. First half we were woeful, again, and on balance of play I can honestly say that there was a robbery in Wolverhampton this afternoon
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    Assistants: Eddie Smart, Sian Massey-Ellis.

    Fourth official: Robert Jones.

    VAR: Andy Madley.
    Assistant VAR: Ian Hussin.


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  2. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Blunts, Hung?

    Yeeee

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  4. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Home win probably a heavy one.



     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I fear the Tyne river will rise by unsustainable amounts if we dont win this one

    the future of the entire region is on the line
     
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  6. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    If EH ****s this one up, I will personally come round everyone's house and wet their bed as well as my own.
     
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  7. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Can't you do it to Howe? It's not our fault surely.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Here are a few addresses to help you:

    Magdad - The Pub, Ashganistan
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    Obi - Greggs (just try all of them)

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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I live about 20 minutes from Grange Hill. Perfect distance to be away from the school you work in.
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    If we win, then that will send
    Sheffield United down
    They have to win to survive another week, a draw is no good
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    CC is in two minds now
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Can see this either being a horrible game with them kicking bags out of our players.

    If we get an early goal their heads will drop and we will smash them.

    I think the later happens tomorrow.
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    It means they can't sit back and will leave big holes in their midfield and defence hopefully for us to exploit
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    He's always in (at least) 2 minds.
     
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  16. ToonArmy1892

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    We should be crushing these.

    5-0.
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

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    0v8 reverse. Dummet to score all eight.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Longstaff with 8 ploddy assists.
     
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    Can’t poor Dan Burn not get in the action?
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    He tried, but was tio **** to hit his own goal.
     
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