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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 22, 2017.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Is there anything you insist on chaps?

    I always INSIST on a window seat on a plane... even numbered on the left over a wing.
    I go to pieces if I don't get it.. genuinely do.

    I also INSIST that egg mayo has to have a dash of mustard and nip of pepper in before I go near it.

    I also INSIST on the front seat in a car as I get car sick a lot.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 22, 2017
  2. Judge Death

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    I INSIST on brown sauce in a sausage sarnie, but red for bacon
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I always insist on the wifey using her right hand when giving me a tug....better rhythm you see...
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    I insist we nominate someone to explain to the thick Makems the difference between p!ss taking and beelin.

    I nominate Dorty.....<laugh>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 22, 2017
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  5. Agent Bruce.

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    I normally insist on ice in my white wine in Summer.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> How about Sammy?
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Writers insist on only writing what they know about....sniff and the nibbler persisted in writing about hanging around the schoolgates for young girls....say no more.
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

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    How about the pair of you dress up as mutants and do it. They'll think you're one of them.
     
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  9. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Where can I buy prosthetic fingers?
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    We could dress up like right fooking pussies...
     
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    And ask the police to arrest people because we are scared to debate with them?
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    I think there's no shortage of second hand shops in Sunderland.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 22, 2017
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Honestly, those two are complete and utter bellends. An embarrassment
     
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  14. Judge Death

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    Maybe you could knit some - I'm sure there's some patterns on the mackem board you could look at

    Oh wait..... <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    It's nice to see Bri and safc 83 back in men's clothing.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I see they are beeling on another board now....the Premiership board. I thought they had been relegated? <laugh>
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    They really do give c-nts a bad name.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What a pathetic bunch. Like a bunch of rabid dogs churning out the same of garbage. Blah blah blah. That's all they've got.
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'm afraid old cock polishing SAFC 83 is flexing his Mackem muscles and threatening me with a site ban.
    If this happens it's been good fun lads...<ok>
     
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