Off Topic What gets on your tits the most?

Vin is from CLS. But Vin uses Ocean liners as his travel of choice.

 

It's the compressor for the air brakes letting off pressure mate, lol.
Trucks do the same. I live near a main road & it wakes me up a lot.
Like them ****ing owls in the summer, hooting on all ****ing night.

 

Hit them with your banjo. .


Owlist. Poor ****ers only want a shag.

 

Anah mate, I can laugh about it now like, but at the time it was pretty scary. There I was pedaling along the road minding my own business, the next thing I knew I was flying through the air like ****ing superman and ended up in a heap on the grass verge and my bike was mangled to bits. (still under the bus) The cowardly **** never even got off the bus to see if I was OK and when I tried kicking the door open to get at him he kept trying to pull away which did my bike no favours at all.

So i'm with Vince on this one. BUS DRIVERS DO MY ****ING TITS IN!!!

 

Actually I very rarely use the bus but more so now I have my bus pass

 

You should write an autobiography mate it'd be funny as ****.

 

Yeah I'm away again the back end of April for Jaunt on an ocean liner

 

I know' A bus driverwho knocked down and killed someone at the roundabout at Washington

 

Are ya getting the bus to the boat?

Driver to the boat. Make it snappy.

 

It's hardly surprising considering how they drive mate.

 

No ****er would believe it mate, I've not exactly led a sheltered life

Years ago I actually started putting pen to paper about my escapades out here in Nigeria, all true stories as well mate, but when I read it back to myself even I didn't believe some of the **** i'd written so I binned it.

 

Yep & the noisy twats will be starting to rut soon.

 

Personal trainers in the gym who stand there and say 'well done' every 30 seconds to their clients. Tell the lump of **** to get up and move, £45 an hour he's paid to get his client fit and he is telling the lardbucket who's barely done a thing 'well done'... get the fat scruff outside in the car park running laps until he spews up last night's pizza FFS.

 

Its an owl not a deer.

Cant imagine a deer in a tree. .

 

Cyprussid wrote some of his.

Thats one cracking bloke.

 

Fully agree mate.

 

Owls.
Why do they feel the need to make so much racket during the night?
****ing twats.

 

Imagine the Owls in Sheffield. Utter ****s. Noisy bastards.

 

Shush mate, you'll have the bin dippers on.

 

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Only birds there are those that eat ya liver.