What has Baggins` got in his pockets`s

Just read this piece of Bullshiite from Carver,

“I will prepare the players as best I can but once they cross the line it’s out of my hands.” “But I’ve got something up my sleeve for my team talk.”

One can only speculate what surprise he has hidden up his sleeve for the players.

I hope it a huge fat 12" wax dildo, still covered in Ashleys arse residue. He will make every player sniff it, like it was a Vicks Stick, in an attempt to get them to move around the pitch slightly faster than a quadraplegic Nun..

Like I said, its only speculation!!

He is a hairy palmed Goblin-like Cockney Masturbator....

 

Look, there is no point sitting on the fence. If you're going to create a thread about Carver then at least make it clear whether you like him or not.

 

Where's Satan when you need him.

 

Teaching TurkeyToon how to gobble

 

and thats about the 200th time ive regretted reading this forum whilst eating a sandwich

 

Gollum would use the first person plural.

Gollum would also do a better job at managing us.

Carver is indeed a fat, depraved spawn of a Goblin ****.