Billy, I am loving the fact that given the topic that you are limiting the midget to be in her 30's!!
Summit to do with the muscles being relaxed and longer in the morning that they are after a long day I think.
I'd shag a recently deceased ginger midget ........ she's have to still be warm though, I do have standards
I went with an amazon lass Billy who was 6ft 8in and i am only 5ft when we were nose to nose my toes were in and when i was toes to toes my nose was in and when i was in the middle i had nobody to talk to.
A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...per-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html
They're little stocky ****ers. Nowt else to tell really. What's wrong with red indians like, don't you like feathers?
I'd fidget with a midget and I'd tamper with a Muslim, so long as she didn't look like a camel, except for her toe lol
Depends what she looked like. Wouldn't do one of them hijab tarts like. Would be like unwrapping your Christmas parcel - apart from the brown eyes you just never know what's underneath.