Meaty stuff 1.5 lb ground moose (beef, lamb, venison, elk, or horse work tooâyes, I said horse) 1.5 lb cubed moose 1.5 lb cubed pork (I use fatty pork for flavourâno point avoiding calories if youâre eating chili) 3 rasher smoked maple bacon, diced (any bacon will do really) Veggie stuff 2 large (or 3 medium) white onions, roughly chopped 1 bulb garlic, minced (yes, the entire bulbâtrust me) 4 chopped chilis (I used poblano and california, but you can use ancho, jalapeño, Anaheim, etc) 3-4 x 15 oz cans of kidney beans (though many will argue that ârealâ chili has no beans! Whatever.) 3 red & yellow bell peppers I suppose you could add carrots and celery to this recipe, but I didnât this time. Wet stuff 2 x 10 ounce cans diced tomatoes 3 x 6 ounce cans tomato paste 1 cups brown sugar 2 cans dark beer (I used Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout) 2 cups strong black coffee (I made espresso) 2 ounces tequila (uh-oh, is that my secret ingredient?) 2 cans chicken broth (I used low sodium organic stuff. You can use beef broth for a more meaty flavour, but I wouldnât with moose meat) Spicy stuff 3 tablespoons toasted cumin seeds, ground (this should be done fresh) 1.5 teaspoons toasted coriander seeds, ground (this should be done fresh) 1.5 teaspoons dried oregano 3 tablespoons ground ancho chili powder 1 tablespoons dry mustard powder 1.5 tablespoons cocoa powder (or you could drop in a bar of quality semi-sweet chocolate) 1.5 teaspoons cayenne (this is for heat, so adjust to your likingâgo slow, you can add more later) 2 teaspoons salt & pepper (adjust to taste at the end) Directions: The first thing I always do in hobby chef situations like these is get all my ingredients ready (known by poncey cooks as âmise en placeâ). And if youâre making a huge pot of chili, this is going to literally dominate your kitchen, so get sorted now or youâll regret it later. The first step is to brown your meat. If youâre making this much chili I recommend doing this in batches, though you may try doing this directly in your stock pot. I usually donât though as it tends to steam the meat more than caramelize. And letâs get something clear here, youâre not âsealing in any juicesâ when youâre searing meat. The browning is for flavour, texture and colour, nothing more. Anyone who tells you otherwiseâincluding TV chefsâis full of crap. I like to season my meat with some salt & pepper and a light dusting of flour and add it to a large pan with hot canola oil. When itâs golden brown, set it aside and do another batch until youâre done. Take your time, enjoy the process, and do this right. Next fry up your bacon until just starting to crisp, then add to this the onions and garlic and sauté until starting to soften. Smell that? I know, right? You should be able to do this right inside your stock pot and start layering on ingredients as you build up your chili sauce. Once starting to brown, add the diced tomatoes, beer, coffee, tequila, tomato paste, and chicken stock. Add in your browned meat and stir. Starting to look like a chili already? Calm down, weâre not done yet. Now add your various spices and brown sugar. And remember that if you donât toast your dry spices and grind them in a mortar and pestle, Rockinâ Ronnie will hunt you down and slam you with a rack of his award-winning ribs. Let this simmer for an hour to mellow and add a couple cans of kidney beans, but save the rest for laterâIâll explain in a minute. As tempting as it is to start spooning this into bowls at this point, donât. Once brought to a low boil, turn the heat way down and let simmer as long as you can. I left mine overnight, no kidding. I did most of the work late one evening and let it simmer until I got up the next morning. The reason you havenât added the remainder of the beans or the bell peppers should be obvious at this pointâtheyâd be mush by now. The final stretch is easy. Bring your chili back up to heat and add the remaining beans and chopped bell peppers (they add some great texture and colour). Adjust for heat by adding a bit more cayenne at this pointâand donât get all sheepish now. I say if you like your chili spicy, then make it spicy. But I always have to be aware that my tolerance for heat is higher than most, so I hold back a bit. Youâll really only need another hour or so before itâs ready to serve and Iâd suggest avoiding over-stirring at this point to keep things from disintegrating. If youâd like your chili to be a little thicker at this pointâcheat! Make a slurry with flour and warm water and add slowly during the final hour. Donât add too much mind you, youâll know when itâs enough. Another option is to add potatoes to your chili, but thatâs called a stew! You can serve on its own (my preference) or with cheese and sour cream, but the point is to enjoy. Do it your way. Regardless of how you augment or adjust this chili recipe, it will work for you. Your guests wonât be disappointed. Thatâs it! Now, if youâve read this and think this all sounded too complicatedâshaddup. Pull up your big boy pants and do it your wayâthere is no secret, remember? Just variants on a theme. A thick, hot, spicy, meaty, delicious theme. Try it your way and tell me how it worked out. Or better yet, send me some and Iâll tell you! Oh, one last tip: make tons of chili at once and freeze dinner-sized portions for future use. Itâll keep well for months and taste just as good (or even better) re-heated.