Off Topic Is Kemps doing one???

As long as you lay there & don’t move I’ve no objections. We won’t put the lid on.

 

Ah them were the days. That little beer off they had at the back of Rampant Horse. Coming away with enough goodies to keep your E number count up for a week

Leccy bill? We were posh ****ers us, Chazz. We just stuck 50p in the back of telly and if the rent man came round, me mam would signal me to play up and bite him.

 

Our Mam signalled for us to go & play.

 

If anyone knocked on the door who we thought wanted paying hiding behind the sofa was the norm.

 

Same for us. This also included gypo's flogging pegs.

First time I saw a woman with a beard was a gypo, nowadays there's birds with beards everywhere.

 

Beer off at the Black Prince on Parkway was stupendous.


Nick pop bottles.

Return for deposit.

Buy goodies.


Repeat.



The circle of life when we was twelve.

 

Good to hear, Kemp

 

Good news Kemps, I was never worried though as it’s only the good that die young.

 

Great to hear Kemps

Good news your Doctor supports drinking a bit at least

 

I’m sorry but it would be far better with the lid on. Where else would everyone put their beer and crisps.

If the worse comes to the worse then the lid can be taken off so people can throw up in there if they have had too much instead of making a mess on the floor. Kemp’s won’t mind he is supposed to be dead anyway.

 

Great news Kemps, good pissup to celebrate. Give up them fags though!