Elf’s self indulgent banter thread * (ignore if you are one of the 99% who dislike Elf’s)

Pricks are useful -you are not

 

F***** me there

 

Anyway how’s the isolation going ? I was very happy to find beer on the shelves finally

 

Bored out of my peasized.

The brother I never had @Clb74 very kindly got the groceries in but Tescos were limiting booze to 8 cans. I'm now on the Prosecco

 

And it’s only 4 o’clock ! I did home in on the port and Baileys left over from Xmas before I found the beer aisle stocked at my local Tesco’s

 

The supermarket shelves are gradually filling back up.

I'm content to wait in line to get into the store, and only put 2 of any item in my trolley.
This is a much more civilised way to run things than the panic buying we saw up to less than a fortnight ago.

I'm also glad to see most supermarkets are managing to cope with just their own security people (and volunteers?).
But I would have no problem at all with seeing Police or soldiers on duty there in the future.

 

Do you prefer Tom Thumb?

 

I've been doing the shop run at 9 in the evening.
More staff than customers at that time and that's when they stack the shelves

 

Baileys sounds a better option to mine.

As I'm housebound can you drop some beers round tonight?

 

Yes, I too had noticed that afternoons / early evenings tend to be a better time to shop now.

 

Don't spend too much of your social.

 

No non essential journeys allowed

 

I'll pay you.

 

I can’t I’m tidying my sock draw

 

Regular 606 members will be pleased to know that I gave @The mighty Elfsborg a stern bolloking last night about the “quality” of his input on this forum

I am pleased to note that he appears to have digested my chastisement - no posts so far today

 

Correction Sheriff, you commented about my posts on all 3 forums!

Apparantly I was posting to myself on Charlton Life, @Royston Rejuvenated had to be reminded that it was similar to over here................with him

 

Cut Elfs some slack Sheriff, he was probably on the sauce last night.

This lockdown is beginning to pass beyond the 'novelty' stage. We're all coping with it in different ways...

 

Your eyesight is very good Mr Lardiman

 

@lardiman

is it worth starting a new thread, asking each esteemed member on here (and Elf’s) how they are individually coping with the lockdown.

Personally I am back at work after self isolating for almost 2 weeks. There is a country to run.

 

So it was the juice talking when you called Alienaddick a weirdo