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  1. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> good to hear Eric<ok>
     
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    washed down with a pint of domestos to keep corona at bay
     
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    A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.

    The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one."

    The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
     
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  4. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant <laugh>
     
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  5. Ringo Lion

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    I applied to be a sperm donor, the nurse asked if i could w**k in the cup

    I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.
     
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  6. Whitejock

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    Had a similar experience. Apparently she wasn't referring to her bra when she was talking about the cup.

    Should be out again in a few months, with good behaviour ....
     
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  7. Whitejock

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    I hear that poor old misunderstood Saiz feels he'd fit in better in China .....

     
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    Think he’d be out of his depth there. They’re clearly pros at it
     
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    50B58594-EDF0-427F-BFBD-9DE6C1B89239.jpeg
     
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  10. Eric Le Merde

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    Oddly enough I had the same problem with the new mattress I bought!!!

    sleep-better-01-mattress.jpg
     
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    You couldn’t cook your new mattress?
     
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    Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off the boat?































    Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.
     
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    He put her in the freezer
     
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    Breaking news
    Due to the financial problems
    Surrounding a lot of football
    Clubs at the moment Manchester United
    Have had to release 25 members
    Of staff from their payroll
    The 15 referees and 10 linesman are said to be
    Devastated
     
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  20. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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