A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one." The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
I applied to be a sperm donor, the nurse asked if i could w**k in the cup I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.
Had a similar experience. Apparently she wasn't referring to her bra when she was talking about the cup. Should be out again in a few months, with good behaviour ....
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.
Breaking news Due to the financial problems Surrounding a lot of football Clubs at the moment Manchester United Have had to release 25 members Of staff from their payroll The 15 referees and 10 linesman are said to be Devastated