Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

licker.

 

The 5.59 train from Bromley South to Victoria is normally uneventful spent saying good morning to message board world. Today was different.

Upon the train pulling in I could see a bald headed man with a face lit up like the sun waving frantically at me, it was Kojak. He beckoned me over as he could see I was reluctant to speak to him for fear of another telling off, I took a chance.

My eyesight is not good but I could see a tear in his eye, obviously pleased to see me, I was taken aback but could see that he was about his outburst at his little mate.

For the next 25 minutes we caught up on things and said that we'll meet up again on the same train tomorrow.

C'mon Kojak, get back over here

 

I also have a tear in my eye , with all the doom and gloom around a story that gives us all a glimmer of hope

 

Having a day off today I had the 'pleasure' of bumping into our old Moderator, the 3rd time this week.

We had a very brief chat before I trotted off with Mrs Elfs to Lidl. On the bus back we passed Wilko and I saw super snob @roystonhasf*****off in the queue.

 

Queuing thought he’d get a priority Pass being a moderator

 

I could see his Wilko loyalty card from afar.

 

Was kicked in the teeth by Kojak on the train this morning.
"I can't talk now Elfs, I have just seen a mate further down the carriage, I'll see you in a minute"

He didn't return.

 

That is cruel.

If you see him again pretend you haven't. Make him work at the relationship a little bit for a change.

 

He's obviously ashamed to be in my company

 

I have taken your advice @lardiman

As we speak, Kojak is in the next carriage, f*** him

 

Maybe because of his fragile nature he’s embarrassed by behaviour and finding it hard to approach you ?

 

Probably frightened of this

 

Or that

 

The weekend started well for me this morning, our old Moderator afforded me 2 minutes of his valuable time on the way up to Victoria this morning.
However, I am concerned that he is rapidly letting himself go. His trousers were in need of a severe wash given the 6" stain at the bottom of his right leg, some may say he was wearing ankle swingers but they were so far up his legs they were resembling shorts.

 

I'm guessing most of us have let ourselves go a bit during the pandemic...

Shorts are not my scene - the occasional football match aside, don't think I've worn a pair since I was at junior school.
But it is summer time!

 

This is true my friend.

Although if it gets any worse people may start giving him money.

 

Any meets with our glorious absent “mod” Elfs?

 

Yeah, last Wednesday mate.

A very unhappy bunny, "I have loads of photos of you I'm going to put on twitter. Do you know how many followers I have?".