I know, I used it trying to get my brother in law's motorbike started for him when we were over in Oz, once I stopped laughing at the tin
Next time you need to get some of this https://www.bunstersworldwide.com.au/products/bunsters-****-the-bed-hot-sauce-12-10-heat
I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night. "This is my dad Roger," I said. "And this is my twin brother Dave." "Nice to meet you, she smiled. "Who's the oldest?" I said, "My dad!"
I’ve been trying to get the wife to sexually pleasure me with her key ring, but all she does is fob me off.
The young couple next door made a sex film the other day. I’ll invite them round at the weekend so they can watch it.