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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.
I’m gonna sell my white Transit van and buy a pink one.
I want a camper van !
A locksmith had to testify in court on Friday . . . . apparently he was the key witness !
One for our antipodean friends:
Shame it’s not real.
But this one is
I know, I used it trying to get my brother in law's motorbike started for him when we were over in Oz, once I stopped laughing at the tin
Never! You've spoilt my day
Next time you need to get some of this
Aye, I couldn’t believe it either.
I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.
"This is my dad Roger," I said. "And this is my twin brother Dave."
"Nice to meet you, she smiled. "Who's the oldest?"
I said, "My dad!"
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I’ve been trying to get the wife to sexually pleasure me with her key ring, but all she does is fob me off.
The young couple next door made a sex film the other day. I’ll invite them round at the weekend so they can watch it.
Say hello to Boris fom us all.