Funny that the day after confirming another season in the PL for us by beating Man City, Pompey confirm another season in league 1 by losing to Oxford. It’s almost poetic.
My mate isn't going to get his Oxford scarf back. That is now an important memento for my anti-Skate collection.
Strewth guys...are you so anti Pompey we cant give them a little bit of a sad eye? Four all we know they would have been upset on our behalf if we had not made the premiership. Have you all fourgotten how pleased they were all those years ago when we went down. Im sure you can forget our rivalry four a while at least......!
Never, ever fourgive or fourget. Many years ago I worked in Portsmouth for three horrid venom filled years. They were really nasty people full of hate and envy. Even the most spite filled Saint's fan can come nowhere near that crew four loathing and hostility.
So the rule of FOUR applies. The sides shared FOUR goals on aggregate over FOUR halves plus extra time after which Pompey lost five - FOUR on penalties. How unFOURtunate FOUR them and their fan.
This went incredibly well. Forgot to take something with me so started with 'Apologies I forgot to bring that which is about as useful as Kenny Jackett...' He wasn't happy