Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

I can’t do the drugs anymore and musics too loud
I’ve only got the women n booze left

 

Could land you in hot water with the RSPB or Mr Kipling.

I'd use 'bit of skirt' but someone in the textile industry may find it offensive...

 

Or a vegetarian?

 

Seen that before. And it is still funny.

 

Yes, they would have a beef about it.

 

How about bint or slack Alice or all fur coat and no knickers?

Are they allowed in this day and age?

 

Yes please!

 

Cue for a song.

 

I appreciate this is a football forum.... but I thought some people might like to see this. Mose Masoe and his partner Clarissa talk about life after the accident. We've all seen the images of him walking, I certainly haven't appreciated just what life is like for them and how they have been shafted by the insurance company.

 

So you found the photo of Ernie blocking the canal.

 

Absolutely heartbreaking, and very emotional. I’m not ashamed to say that I shed more than a few tears watching that. They seem such a wonderful couple, and if I won the lottery they’d be my very first drop off point.

 

Breaking News:

 

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people?
I'm looking for 2 more people to join us on Saturday 2nd of April. We leave early morning from Biggin Hill airfield ( London ) and will fly to the river Avon where we will have breakfast, and then take a yacht down the river for lunch.
We’ll have another flight along the coastline, before returning back home.
If interested please pm me...Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.

 

Stoooopid twat