My wife asked me to go shopping today. "Get two pints of milk" she said, "and if they have avocados, get six". When I came home my wife asked why I'd bought six pints of milk. I explained that they had avocados.
I went to the doctors and he said 'don’t eat anything fatty' I said 'like bacon and sausages?' He said 'no fatty, don’t eat anything'
Getting out of bed has never been a problem for me, but getting up off the floor is another thing entirely.
I'd heard of rubbers bursting during the act, but didn't realise this was what they were talking about!