Spurs have parted company with their Belgian centre back, Alderweireld. Daniel Levy said, "It just wasn't working out with him. We had him here for five seasons, and still no c*nt could pronounce his f*cking name"
Sick and tired of hearing these Olympic athletes say how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made... What do they want? A f*cking medal?
Bill, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I had a terrible day" replied Bill. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half." "I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?" Bill replied: "Wrong room."
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