My Indian neighbour has to keep his inhaler to hand when he's eating rice . . . . he thinks that he may be basmatic !
Can't stop laughing at this. The description or the several class things going on in that wonderful piece of art. I mean look at his **** stained ring piece no wonder the dog is getting stuck in. Clearly the lads a bit of a dodge pot as he must have went looking for that.
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.