Just a near miss when I stepped off the pavement in front of an oncoming milk lorry... My life semi skimmed past my eyes.
My auntie Marge has been ill for so long we have changed her name to, “I can’t believe she’s not better.”
Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together." Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?" Margaret replied: I think he means her legs, Ethel!"