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Do fat birds give the best blow-jobs?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Nov 15, 2011.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Having never been with a treacle bigger than size 12, I am intrigued to know - or is it a myth?
     
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  2. Reggie

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Ask yer mum.
     
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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    My Mum is a skinny bint Archers - but i bet your Mum likes cum dribbling down her 6 chins!!
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    just try it and see.
     
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  6. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Rather try you sweetcheeks <hug>
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Typical Millwall, always go to far. No f*****g class down New Cross way.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    We discussed this a couple of weeks ago. The answer is 'not necessarily'.
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the boys here said it was a myth
     
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  10. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Play with fire you get burnt Archers <laugh>
     
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    The best though are old men with their teeth out.

    You shoot your man muck instantaneously!!

    Si I've been told anyway.
     
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    first bj i ever got was from a fat burd with huge teeth ****in bint it felt like ****in razor blades sliding up and down ma shaft fat cow

    i think that lassies dead now though, RIP <rose>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Spanish ****.
     
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    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Well fat birds are generally desperate, so when they get the opportunity, they are more willing to please, were as a fit skinny bird, will get plenty of offers, therefore dont feel the need to try so hard:biggrin:
     
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    Larger girls - in my experience - do indeed possess a very high talent in Oral sex. I'd go as far as to say, one of them gave me the best Orgasms I've ever had.
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    terrible
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I've found that their dress size makes little difference.

    Put more simply

    Cock-slavvering dirty = good blowjob

    Nice girl = sloppy blowjob but will raise your kids well

    <ok>
     
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    surely a sloppy bj is a good bj?
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    thats what i thought
     
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