Ray Pest didn't last long if I remember right. You were CHROME JOBBIES when you recruited me for SPN.
D I Sabled... and Pete the Spastic Paedo. On 606 it was Stylish Kid in the Riot or Giant Curry Midget
There was someone on the old 606 called gasheater. Whenever some mope complained about his "sexist" () username he simply claimed that he was a big camping fan
Apparently, the odds of being a spastic paedo are roughly 40000 - 1. So there are about 500 spastic paedos in Britain. 1% of men are called Peter, so that cuts it down 5.
I was surprised that the above username was allowed to stay... ...glad though, as it's jolly funny, what what! <richardIII>
Actually retards are more likely to be sex offenders than the average functional member of society so the number of spastic paedos will probably be higher than you quoted. Can't comment on the likely hood of them being called peter though.
Upon further investigation, there is just one spastic paedo called Peter in the Stoke area. He lives at 5 Incest Avenue, ST0 0AT. Let's go and bum him.
I always thought ian fen was quite good from 606. Also just remembered I had an account called pete o'phile for about 20 mins.