BREAKING: Newcastle are eyeing a move for West Ham midfielder Mark Noble (via @SkySportsPeteO) #NUFC #WHUFC @Oddschanger 40 minutes ago 19 retweets | 6 replies Aw for ****ing crying out loud. I'd rather we play the kids.
Noble for Cabaye Noble is 26 now, so probably to old for Ashley to be spending money on. He's terrible too.
Truthfully this news made me void my bowels. I would happily take no signing at all than this two-bob ****.
I bet Pardew rates him. He's been doing a good job this season but lets not forget that he rated Marlon Harewood above Tevez in his West Ham days.
I was happy as fook. Id compare a potential Noble signing as like when we got Hamilton in to replace Daveeeed.
I remember a few year back someone was interviewing him (might of been football focus) it took place in one of those cockney cafes and he was sitting with a big plate of pie and mash talking about his love of all things cockney - can you imagine him in the Strawberry or the Adelphi complaining about having a head on his pint!
I wasn't expecting all this hatred for him, not that it's happening but I would definitely take him for ~£6m and think he'd do a good job for us. I'd see him as a slight upgrade on Guthrie (who I also liked) and a good option to have.