Is it actually legal in England? The reason i ask, is because ( after a very heavy Saturday drinking session ), I woke up in a field full of sheep, naked from the waist down, with a massive stiffy, and some brown stuff on my cock, which looked like chocolate sauce on an ice cream, it did smell a bit though. legal or not?
What part of the country was the field? Certain areas have a more relaxed attitude than others. This I have found out to my cost.