please log in to view this image Thought we should have a weather update thread to compliment Aussie's News Flash. I will give you the latest weather updates so that you can plan your day ahead Anyway here you go...
Oh, forgot to mention ..... you can shove your weather up your date! Get it? Weather update ! Ha, me make longtime joke! Me Mr Humourarse.
I hear the weather for this weekend is light rain, light winds from the east at 10 knots, moving to heavy cyclonic winds from my arrse at 30 knots by sunset.
You need a can of scrotiefresh, just spray around the testie area for a cool + dry freshness I actually have come up with a solution to this problem! You know when you get something delivered which is electronic like computer parts or say a HI-FI? Anyway you get these "do not eat me" bags which stop moisture and absorb it as to stop damage to the product! Well just collect a few of these bags from your deliveries and put them in your underwear on a hot humid day, this should keep you testicular are dry and sweat free! please log in to view this image Bingo, job done Why they print do not eat on the bag baffles me. What d!ckhead opens up a delivery of say a new computer sound card for example and they see this little bag. They then think "Oh cool, they have sent me a very little food parcel with my soundcard , how kind and thoughtful of them to do this. Anyway I can confirm it tastes like rotten salmon so thats why they must put do not eat on the bag
I'm thinking about buying a new 'puter now, just to help to keep my knackers dry . . . . cheers, Greg