£935 for Rod Stewart's ironing board

Correct Scan, it must have been a typo

 

You could be right, Huggy, but I do trust the Rothmans Compendium of Snooker Players to be a credible source for such information.

 

Funny lot the Swedes - like a more intelligent and boring version of the Belgians.

 

They do give that impression but make good porn movies or so I'm led to believe!

 

Don't place a comma between the word 'real' and 'fake'. The adjectives fail to correlate in this instance, as the comma is used in place of the word and. Instead, hyphenate 'fake' and 'Ponders' and omit the comma, thus reading, 'This **** isn't even the real fake-Ponders.'

Anyway, I'm a silent partner in the ironmongery business.

 

I, have a, speech impediment and I, like to type, the way, I speak hence I put commas in weird places some,times.

 

Here Ponds,when you doing a '40 people named ....' again?

 

I didn't mean to upset you, M, and please remember I am not the real Ponders, so don't take it out on him when he makes a return.

 

Ok, but could you ask him who the movers and shakers are in his "Likes" thread please?

 

I'll try to get hold of him, but he's currently on a speaking tour of the North-East and tends to go incommunicado during such times.

 

Great choice - it's infinitely better than going Travel Lodge.

 

They're basically **** Russians

 

I got your "joke" mate

Would have been better if you had said Holiday Inn though, or some other Inn. Just saying

 

That's a valid criticism and one which I will endeavour to take on board in the future. Thank you

 

Please do, otherwise even the Belgians will ban you from their country.

 

Tough crowd in tonight

 

@Beale's Da

 

I really don't know what's going on any more around here.

 

...bring back the days when Trev was Nev, Pope was a ****, Monica was in Monaco, and Mick's club foot was a one iron.