What are we all doing this weekend then? Unlike that **** monny (who coincidently, this thread isn't aimed at) I do give a ****
Dreading getting a chap at the door tonight from the plod about the series of brutal assaults carried out by myself last Saturday during the battle of mount Florida
Working tomorrow. Buying a new suit. Eating curry. Champions League final. Cycling through Pentlands on Sunday if the weather isnae too ****e.
A bog standard hybrid from Evans. I've given up buying expensive mountain bikes cause I always wreck them.
We used to call that Knock Down Ginger. Don't suppose they call it that in Oirland, you'd have to knock on every door in the street.
Probably won't want to soil yourself when you go out in that then. I have to buy a suit for a wedding. I was thinking, yeah, less than a monkey. Or go bespoke for around six bills.
Being a handsome, muscular sort of bastard I always struggle to get a suit jacket over my shoulders. Probably go to M&S.
Tonight, pished probably. Tomorrow, same Sunday, mowing down cyclists around the Pentlands with my car.