2012 UBS Chinese GP Chat and Predictions Thread

That would be the funniest thing so far this year.

 

Lewis looks a bit small

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The look on Massa's face.

 

Alonso's thoughts for his weekends chances,

 

I love how the current predictions show a massive difference to 2011

Hamilton: 19
Buttton: 10
Vettel: 4

 

So.....Sauber have banned Perez's dad
http://www.f1zone.net/news/sauber-bans-perezs-father/13444/



watch this space...

So I've uploaded another video to YouTube:

[video=youtube;VFlbFZMz1J4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFlbFZMz1J4[/video]

Vettel vs Button from last years Q3. I would have uploaded this on Monday but I needed to add a couple of extra things in. Video is ok?

 

Lotus have just gone AWOL!!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1146106&l=da3676510f&id=135849009792886

Slagging off Caterham and Joe Saward, read it before it gets taken down.

I love F1!!!!

Their words

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Never let the facts get in the way of a good story….

Take a little look at what we found online. Don’t you think it’s funny? We do. We had a good old giggle. After all, we love a bit of self irony, just as well really. Although it’s funny, this one’s not accurate but then again, why let the facts get in the way of a good story? The inconvenient truth is – surprise, surprise – we have never said that there are no problems at Lotus.

So whilst lots of people obviously feel the need to comment on Lotus’ current situation in the absence of proper facts or evidence, we can’t ignore these particular mistruths any longer even if we would like to, so we have decided to turn a negative into a positive and use this hilarious piece of ‘art’ to set the record straight regarding the status quo at Group Lotus and try to return a little stability to a fast changing situation.

False rumour #1: Dany Bahar is no longer CEO of Group Lotus.
Fact: Rubbish – Dany Bahar still is.

False rumour #2: Dato’ Sri Syed is no longer Managing Director of Proton.
Fact: Again rubbish. He still is.

You can thank good old Tony Fernandes for these two. Don’t take everything he tweets too seriously – perhaps he’s still frustrated about owning Caterham instead of Lotus and the fact that he fights HRT and Marussia instead of Mercedes and Ferrari in F1.

And whilst we’re on the subject of jokes - do you know the latest F1 joke? Mike Gascoyne, Caterham Group’s Chief Technical Officer, has gone missing. Why? He’s looking for the 30 to 40 points he predicted for the last F1 season. Funny.

Speaking of F1: It seems that one special so called ‘independent’ source is at the root of the lion’s share of damaging rumours and misleading stories. The delightful Joe Saward which leads us nicely to….

False rumour #3: Joe Saward is JUST an independent journalist.
Fact: He is an active Director on the Caterham Group Board.

And unlike some, we don’t want to get too personal, so we’ll leave it to you to judge how ‘independent’ his stories about Lotus are.

False rumour #4: Group Lotus is no longer involved in F1.
Fact: Lotus F1 Team and Group Lotus have reshaped their commercial relationship earlier this year. The new governance agreement signifies the continued commitment of Group Lotus to the team and the sport.

Group Lotus’ branding and marketing rights and subsequent activities remain unaffected by the new agreement until at least 2017. Alongside continued branding and title partnership status, Group Lotus is also the exclusive master licensee for all Lotus F1 Team merchandise.

The new agreement was reached following Group Lotus owners Proton providing team owners Genii with a £30m loan which is repayable within three years. In order to secure the loan Genii used 100% of the F1 team’s assets as collateral meaning that under the conditions of the loan agreement Proton have been given full title guarantee to all plant, machinery, show cars, computers, office and the Lotus F1 Team headquarters.

In addition Proton retains the rights to purchase 10% of the F1 team. Another 10% share option will be activated if the team default on their loan obligations with Proton.

Again we leave it to your judgement how ‘bad’ Lotus’ current situation in F1 is. And speaking of bad situations…..

False rumour #5: Group Lotus is going into administration.
Fact: Rubbish. The takeover of our parent company Proton by DRB-HICOM couldn’t have come at a worse time, but up until that point Proton was (and still remains) fully committed to our five year business plan to create jobs and to expand the factory and business. With the takeover process the funding has been restricted and DRB-HICOM is taking time to understand what to do with the business. DRB-HICOM is currently in the middle of due diligence of Group Lotus and there have been and continue to be positive discussions between Group Lotus senior management and senior management at DRB-HICOM both here in Hethel and in Malaysia. At no point has DRB-HICOM indicated to Group Lotus that it intends to put the company into administration. The over-active rumour mill is seriously damaging our business reputation, image and credibility but it is what it is.

The simple fact is, and we haven’t denied this - Lotus is going through a very difficult phase at the moment but we are showing true fighting spirit every day in trying to keep this vision alive. This is also a fact – no matter what people outside of Lotus may say or tweet or blog.

 

Lol kung fu vettel:

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^

 

Nice one Forza.

I've done one of Schumacher in 2012 and 2004 in Malaysia to have a practice if you want to stick that up as well?

 

God, I bet Vettel really misses that EBD.

 

b'jebus, they've gone mad!

 

Indeed, but I feel it's him only trying to learn his whole mindset of each track again without the EBD. If everything you did last year worked out right 90% of the time, I'm sure you would find it hard to process this previous situation in a 09/10 spec car.

"How do I tackle this corner now?"
"I know I can go faster than this but I don't know how!"

It's almost a restart button has been pressed and everybody has gone back to the start of 2010, everything Vettel learnt from 2011 is pretty much useless and Webber is able to just forget it happend and go back to his happy place of these current spec of cars without EBD. It will be interesting for me to see how Vettel incorporates his 2012 brain to that of what he had in 2010, Vettel was still quick then so he should be now when he finally settles because even I saw he was a bit shakey at Malaysia.

2011 Seb will be back I'm sure, as will Lewis 2010, how soon will be the question!

 

At least Kathikeyan will know this time he'll get a lot worse than being called a cucumber............

 

Senna

 

Definitely needing a F1 fix now

 

This posted by @aussiegrit with the title "Bundle of laughs":

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zDKf1 predictions might need revising.

+/– driver picks, too.

Also, Autosport reports that the DRS zone is the same as last year.

 

Alonso won from 7th so Hamilton can win from at least 5th. Shame though