A Barnsley fan who had to be rescued by police at the club's Oakwell ground late on Saturday night claims he was trapped in the stadium after falling asleep on the toilet during their defeat by Fleetwood seven hours earlier. (Yorkshire Post)
Once at a house party I over did it and fell asleep on the floor of the toilet. What made it funny was when my girlfriend found me, I had my arm lovingly round the toilet base like it was my long lost lover. Opps!!!!
Oh I got a couple of corkers like that in the closet. By the way, are you up for the Reading away fixture? If I can sort the cash.