i got stopped by one of those clip board people asking about dwarfism i replied i knew very little where do dwarfs buy their golf clubs from littlewoods paddy loses an ear in a building site accident,at the hospital the doctor says luckilly they found yr ear and we can sew it back on paddy looks at the ear and says thats not my ear had a pencil behind it. local police are hunting a knitting needle nutter stabbed 12 people in the ass in the past 24 hours police say theirs definetly a pattern on holiday recently in spain sign said english speeking doctor required i thourght what a good idea why dont we have them in our country
FUCKING HELL JONNO, thats like a knife through the heart, and I mind you on here as if you were my own
I see a joke book franchise here for JA .. screw Charlton picture books, they have no appeal .. classy jokes like this though .. goldmine .. get your typewriter warmed up again
I think I just hurt my brain reading that. It's not so much that the jokes were not funny, it's more trying to use all my mental computational power to put all those lower case words together to form an idea of the general jist of the joke - it's just sore on the brain.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."