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A question for the blokes (you're barred tina)...

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Does anybody else experience problems with brand name condoms?

    If I put wan on ah lose ma stauner immediately. Take it aff and stauner comes back immediately.

    But if I use cheap non-brand condoms everything is fine.

    It's weird as ****. Wimmin don't believe me when I tell them this. They just think it's an excuse to go in bareback. But (a) am no that stupit to go in bareback, and (b) it really happens.

    Anybody? Or am I alone in this problem?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 7, 2013
  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Aug 7, 2013
  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    All of them make me lose wood. I'm not exactly Mandingo but they're always so tight they make my cock numb.
     
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    Erik, Aug 7, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cos the cheapo ones work ok I was suspecting it might be a reaction to the type of latex/chemicals in the brand ones. :confused:
     
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    Gambol, Aug 7, 2013
  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, G, but MD, what in the **** is that?
     
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    Tina., Aug 7, 2013
  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Go bareback

    #Dangershag in Lanarkshire
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 7, 2013
  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Ya could be on to something.

    I pulled a bird the other week & she was a terrible ride, lost my mahogany half way through.

    I put it down to the amount of booze I had in me & the fact that she just lay on her back & did **** all.

    The **** thing was I was close to hookin up with an ex that same night who is a real dirty bit in the sack.
     
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    Medro, Aug 7, 2013
  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I don't know.

    I do know that it was not the picture I was searching for though.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Aug 7, 2013
  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 7, 2013
  10. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    MD's wee mate fae the Magdalene Laundry.
     
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    Moses, Aug 7, 2013

  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    It looks like it's made of chocolate
     
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    Tina., Aug 7, 2013
  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Chocolate blancmange
     
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    Erik, Aug 7, 2013
  13. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    angel delight

    I can suck blancmange through a capri sun straw

    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Tina., Aug 7, 2013
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I agree.
     
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  15. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Away you go it looks like the stillborn offspring of Hoopy the huddle hound and you know it.
     
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    Moses, Aug 7, 2013
  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    GambAL uses the johnny's that delay premo!
     
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    Null, Aug 7, 2013
  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Typical taig. Giving birth anally <doh>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Aug 7, 2013
  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I need eddie to give me the odds on the likelihood of this ever happening.

    I'm guessing they're pretty low :(
     
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    Toby, Aug 7, 2013
  19. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    I had just had a smoke when I saw that thing it totally freaked me out at first.
     
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    Moses, Aug 7, 2013
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Has such a thing been invented? :bandit:
     
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