I think the date Mar 2016 was a slight giveaway. Ps. What is a tweey? Is it a pissed owl, screeching his final words?
Shut up? Forget breakfast! Sort out the horseshit in the courtyard tomorrow morning you unappreciative ingrate!
One will challenge one to a duel at dawn. I shall bring Dick as my second. Maybe Thomas the stable boy will accompany you. Cocks at dawn. Tally ho.