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Amazing Harry Kane Stats

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by lennypops, Sep 30, 2017.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I don't mean this as much of a criticism, but 28 goals in 25 goalscoring matches tells a story.
    What happened to Kane scoring hat-tricks or even braces?
    I'm sure he got about 7 hat-tricks in one season. Now we barely create anything for him.
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

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    Part of it comes from him dropping deeper, which is why Sonny was so prolific last season

    The rest comes from Conte having difficulty understanding the ball can be passed in a direction known as "forwards"
     
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  4. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    There’s your answer, lol.
     
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    That was my point. Our style of play, system and formation are all ****e.
    We don't create anything, can't keep possession and don't protect the defence.
    The personnel don't work and we're basically not good at anything, barring maybe finishing.
    Our finishing ironically let us down v Brentford in the first half, though.
     
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    He has been paid a LOT of money by Citeh to prevent
    the Pep the messiah + Haaland Narrative (TM) being
    utterly destroyed.

    But even then, Kane goals, like nature, finds a way.
     
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  7. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Makes you wonder how ****ed up in the head Slot is for seemingly being interested in coming, lol.
     
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    Leaving aside the money, he must see it as something of a no-lose scenario.
    Even if it goes badly wrong he'll probably have plenty of opportunities for other jobs.
    Get us back in a decent position and/or win a trophy and he'll look like a genius.
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    It probably is the challenge too, with each passing year we go barren, there’ll be a manager wanting to be “the one”.

    I’d be quite excited to see Kane (and Son) under Slot though should the former stay and latter arrive, might go back to getting those hattricks you spoke of.
     
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    Top sportspeople and managers always believe they are the one to succeed when others haven’t. That’s the mentality. They couldn’t do their jobs if they didn’t have that.
     
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    Pretty sure that I spotted Diego in the replies...
     
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    Congratulations Harry! What an honour, richly deserved too. May you go on and win much more with our beloved Spurs, please, please pretty please.....
     
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    It could be awarded to those who leave, but wish to return at a later time
     
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    Cole's was in a 42 game season, too.
     
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    Pretty sure our defence regularly gives opposition strikers the freedom of London.
     
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    Ah, but they won't be able to take their sheep over London Bridge toll free. Harry can.
     
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    Jota can take his sheep over the Garden Bridge
     
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  20. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    He’s just different gravy.

    Probably the best I’ve ever seen in my years at Spurs tbh, Modric used to hold that title but in terms of in a Spurs shirt, I don’t think anyone tops Harry now.
     
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